My MP friend

So on Saturday i just couldn't get up to play soccer. total KO. i jogged on friday night at 10pm to 1am. 25km. with warm up. damn damn tired. so i met my friends in the afternoon to give some stuff.
As we were lepaking, we saw this two recruit sitting down.
Kama: Ni kalau dorang isap rokok aku pegi tau.
Me: ok aku ikot kau.
kama is MP(military police) by vocation. it is his job to catch military personnel for such offence. So we wait. they started eating so i guess they wont dare to smoke in their uniform. we just wait. soon they finish eating and took out their cigarettes box and start smoking. So me and Kama went up to them:
Kama: Military Police.
Offenders: yes sir. (as they stand up)
you could see the panicness in their faces. WAHAHAHHA.
Kama ask them to put off their cigarettes. they were so scared that they use their hand to put off their cigarette. they were from tekong. Viper coy. and i know their sgt. Kama took their names down and off they go. confirm next time they see me in tekong, they will be scared. hahahha. I like to see recruits kancong.
we didn't go out on saturday. no where to go. Singapore is such a small place. bagos jugak. save duit. kalau tak at least $20 gone. on food. hahaha.

bye nak main game. Airborne!

update

Alright Khairi, Operation Bakar Fats will be officially launch today at 8pm. haha. I think I must seriously cut my diet. I told You all if I can't control my diet, I can eat anything. Seriously. On Christmas eve I treat myself with MegaMcSpicy meal which i could easily finish it. Listen. Before that I already had my dinner at Home. Argh. On Christmas i had COS duty which i dun mind doing cause i can sleep and watch movies the whole day alone. then the camp treat us with KFC meal. Woo! takkan nk ckp "it's ok, i dun eat fast food." Hypocrite. haha.then in the evening we had nasi lemak for dinner. the worst thing is i dun feel full. i kept eating snacks and many more. giler. Alright, time to stop this stupid Food Massacre. Time to keep fit. mcm real.talk and talk and talk and makan.
Anyway I realise my room I had lots and Lots of exercise equipment. I had Dumbells, Barbell, some weights, abs roller, chest trainer and many more. I also recently bought a yoga mat which cause me only $10. And its comfortable.it was a kind of paiseh that time to carry around shopping mall with a yoga mat. PPL will think ape sak ni budak badan besar practice yoga.hahaha ok time to make full use of those equipments.
Financial Crisis Now! help! Ni computer punyer pasal lah ni! but its ok. Its not that rabak. Its just that i cant really spend on random stuff which im really good at. hahaha.
Next month Im gonna buy a creative Sound card for my computer. gonna cost me $120. I or less.I realise a good speaker dosen't make a good sound. It works the same thing as MP3. The sound card is the MP3 and the speaker is the earphone. a good mp3 means good sound. This is a perfect item to make my mom shouting at me. HAHAHA.

8 more months to study again. Damn it. I hate to study though i know its important. Laziness is my Enemy. haha.I rarely can drive myself to study. For example my last semester in Poly, Too lazy to care and cause me to drop in GPA which i think i can do damn well for that semester. the module is not that hard. Maybe NUS might accept me now. hahaha. kidding. Lesson Learn, Dun be lazy. 3 years is a long time. damn, i will 25 when i graduate hopefully.
Thats all. I will type again whenever i feel bored. Bye.

werh wergh

Yesterday i decided not to go out. Just wanna spend time playing game at home. At 11pm i went for a jog. tried my 10km run. not bad. still can maintain that 45min timing even though i have flu. I wanted to run more but i didn't bring my phone so went back so not to make my parents worried.
today play game the whole day. wee...
book in...

Boring..

Ok. Its a boring life here. I woke up on thursday morning at 542am late for duty. damn. i supposed to report at 515am. I set my alarm at 450am. the most dangerous thing to do is shut the alarm and went back to sleep and thinking that you can wake up 5 minutes later. it happen to me so many time..tak serik2. luckily nothing happen.
So I got an Mp3 for not attending the BMTC school 2 anniversary celebration. all duty personnel on that day got an mp3. Just a cheap mp3. I was so bored that day that i couldn't sleep at night. so i set up a rat trap to catch some rats. haha. the next day a rat is caught. zhong ming was damn happy. i told him i catch this rat for him. so he ran to his office to get his jack knife. hahaha. crazy. i told him just drown it. makes its eyes pop out...hehehe.and so the rat died.how evil.
today the female recruits have some shooting at the range. i am bored again. sergeant major suddenly wants standby bed. wat the hell? we never clean our bunk for 3 months!
so we clean or else we couldn't book out. i found alots of coin under my bed. so much that i treat my friends drinks.hahaha. where did that money comes from. so finally a clean bunk. hehe.8pm we booked out.
I've been playing this game called F.E.A.R. scary sia the game. you were walking then u saw this little girl walking pass you. then sometimes a man with blood all over with a baseball bat suddenly appeared and whacked you with a baseball bat.
Tomorrow morning plan to jog for 15km. then go for my soccer.yeah. i love to whack those fats on my tummy.haha. i wanna play game now...

17 December

Rembat Rembat Rembat Rembat Rembat Bola
Rembat Rembat Rembat Rembat Rembat Mat arep

SLaCking

On Monday there is some change of command ceremony. thats the purpose of booking in. Damn it. So at night, we have nothing to do. we played soccer like crazy. penat nak mampos. it was crazy. seriously. of course, raffie, menyibok. haha. kidding. We really have nothing to do in the evening, we played Uno Stacko lah, Ping Pong la..But it was fun.
the next morning, we had our 4.5km run. then prepare our stuff for the christmas celebration on the 23rd for BMTC sch 2. Our company is organising the event. During this event, there is a game where each coy send one representative to participate. Easy. ate as many combat ration a possible. The prize? A XBOX 360. HAHAHA. straight away they looked at me. what the hell? i may a monster when eating but not combat ration please..
So we booked out today. Ate Nasi Ayam Penyet at Tampines where the Sambal is Killing Me. Berpeloh makan. But thats the purpose right? haha. Nite.

Home Theater

And so on Friday I went to Lot 1. Wanted to buy my so called dream PC. Cost me a hefty $1600. but its good ah. i got a gigantic 22" monitor which i have to lean back when playing. Basically everything is for gaming pupose. hahaha. The graphic card is for those extreme gamers. hehehe. so im typing my first blog on my new PC. Im happy cause finally i gotta play latest games. main game je tau. blaja tak nak.
SO on my way back two delivery worker with tatoos all over comes to me.
Driver: Eh, You werking ah?

Me: no. NSF
Driver: ok good. come here. *i go near him. he showed me a piece of paper and open his van*
ok. u see. these home theater system cost $3000. my stupid boss make a mistake. he gave me 10 set but he sign for 8 sets. so i got 2 extra. You want it? i sell it for $200.
me: crazy lah you. dun want. im sorry.

Wah. crazy rite? even if i bought it, my mom would be screaming why am i bringing in several huge speakers home. hahaha. I thought it was funny. Some ppl just couldn't be honest cause of money.

so saturday soccer was at limbang tis time. tired. evening we went out to sim lim to buy stuff. i bought 2gb memory card for $6.50. cheap nak mampos. then we went to eat and lepak2 b4 we go back. yeah.

Dishonest Ppl.

I was damn piss off on the night on hari raye haji. A commander from my platoon, really makes me damn angry. I book in on the night. i was supposed to settle my recruits with some stuff. in my bunk i only have PT shirt which i dun really like to wear cause it expose my uncontrollable too big biceps. hahahahha kidding. so i remembered keeping a T shirt in my office in my drawer. i went down there . i was shocked to find out that the key are missing and it is lock. wah..damn piss off. Army teaches me how to be resourceful at all times. i look arnd. i saw this screw driver. somehow i manage to open the drawer. at the bottom of the drawer, i saw 2 packet of calbee potato chips. and i know it belongs to colleague of mine. to prove it i check with the receipt he left on the table. it tally. so the prob now. where is the key? i asked him through SMS:

Me: You got take my key?
Him: Nope. Never. Why?

Wah at this point he really makes my blood boil to the superheated level where my boil vapourise into the air which i dun really knows the temperature. ok summary; im damn mad.
So i message him again.

Me: hey just own up. i saw ur food in my drawer. u think i cant open the drawer is it?u better tell me where is the key . dun tell me u dun know where is it.
Him: oh its in my bunk. i kept it inside. sorry. i scared ppl steals my food.

i was so mad that i dun reply his message.
bodoh kan? if he said yes in the first place i wont be so mad at him. He said no. Damn dishonest lah. cannot trust him already. he saw me the nxt day and just pretend nothing happen. #$%$%^^$^*&!!!!!!

Buak Buak Buak Buak

So the recruits finally POP. Yeah after 13 weeks. 24km was ok. i kept irritating the platoon. and the rec goes: "Sergeant Please stop Sergeant i beg u please..." hahahaha. thats the only way to keep up the spirit. so they let me home yesterday.yea.

So the handphone i wanted is here.yeah. i dunno why i bought the phone. Why ah? it looks cool with wi-fi function. and got keyboard some more. the camera is damn suckie.nvermind not important.i dunno why i need a PDA phone. im not a businessman. damn it. but somehow i dun regret. haha. I just thinks it looks cool and i also need to extend my contract. but why that phone?

oh yeah i still got the NS plan. Meaning i can sign a phone contract for 2 years. paying much lesser than the normal fee. example my singtel plan. cost $30 per month. i only pay $14. the corporate plan. who wants it? since i have already have it. i dun need it. but after 2 years its back to normal fee if u wish to continue.

today is hell run day. i fail the last time. i wanted to run 15km but at 8 km, my muscle, my stomach my legs all went cramp. i just have to give up. today i dun care. 30km it is. start at 8pm. end at 12am. i dun care. just doing this to test my limit. hahaha.

Bingit.

Today is fun. though not many came down for soccer. Our fun was halt by a police officer who came down to stop us from playing. he said ppl complaining. WHAT THE HELL?!! I really cannot take it. what have we done wrong? playing on saturday, not on void deck, but street soccer court. In the morning some more, not at night. So there is a notice board that wrote we can play from 6am to 12pm. Fine wanna play with the timing right? i'll come down 6am nxt week and rembat bola, pekik macm org giler. tgk ah...

anyway i saw this PC pakage just now cost 1500. damn 4gb ram, 512mb graphic, 500gb hard disk, quad core processor..last but not least 22" monitor. woo!

In the Early morning Sun....

Alright...Time to update I think. Haha. First of all i would like to tell you all that my computer is dead. including the monitor. same2 mati. yeah. time to be replaced. to a better one. i hate laptop. damn it the keyboard is so small. always got typo when i type. the screen is so small. i hate it so much. u have to like lean foward to type something. and one more thing i dun like about laptop, it gets hot easily.thats energy wasting. whatever it is, i still need a laptop.for my studies. haha.

recently i just bought an ipod dock. damn i tell u its worth it. i bought it less than 100. of course its not those high end ipod dock where it cost over 800. its the mid end type which is good enough. Im gonna bring it to camp.

This month there's a lot of unnecessary spending. i took cab whenever i feel lazy. Lazy to board MRT or BUS. I managed to cheat a taxi driver too. I ate alot this month. which is money too. seriously atleast $200 gone without notice. damn it. must do something about it.Help me. i need financial advisors.

24km this coming Tuesday. yeah. i dun mine walking route march.a
Next batch gonna be female recruits. Service site. lepak. cause their BMT is only 2 weeks. after that i will spending time at home. Then the following batch will be the enchanced Leadership batch. Platoon Sergeant next batch. Time to unleash my real Hell. my OC offer me to go Platoon Sergeant course. Yeah its good. U get extra pay and u get promoted too. I rejected it. cause i want to give chance for the other sergeant to have it. its too late for me man...haha.

I dunno why i wake up so early type this. maybe the responsibility feeling as a blog owner to update his blog. haha. soccer later. im gonna do some weight training before soccer. after soccer i dunno where to go. Singapore is quite a boring place. i mean other than clubbing, where can i go every week to chill? i hate clubbing damn it. maybe just lepak at esplanade and listen to some gig. no. banyak minah and mats who is underage and step dorang dah besar padahal baru secondary school. Rembat baru tau. hahaha. Bye.