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Monday: Soccer, Crazy Xbox marathon. 4pm to 2am.
Tuesday: Kemas OFfice. Book Out. Jog.

2nd Sergeant Muhammad Khairi

Yeah. Finally I'm Promoted. To 2nd Sergeant. haha. So happy. Why? Gaji naik. haha. Yeah Let's enjoy. haha. Pemalas nak mampos pon bleh naik pangkat. well at least i fufill all what i want to achieve at NS. The IPPT gold was a bonus objective. Not Compulsory. haha.
Went to Dental appointment today. Oklah. The dentist is a lady. Nasib baik. and She's nice. Kalau tak dah kene maki tak jage gigi. Well she said my teeth were not so bad. Wisdom tooth grow perfectly. no need to take out. Just some fillings on my decay. she said i have no choice but to floss my teeth everyday cause food can be easily get stuck. she taught me how to floss too. Damn it. dah mcm primary school. Im happy cause i get my teeth fix. I have 32 full grown teeth.
Went to tampines to follow Iskandar home. To take his hard disk and follow me home. to take games of course. so went to my house play some games. haha. We played Pro Evolution Soccer together on the computer. He didn't know im so pro at using keyboard. but he manage to beat me some of the matches.
No plan tomorrow..So sad..

Balek Camp.

Swimming on Tuesday. 40 laps. Penat nak mampos.
Wednesday jogged 15km. Feels good. Maybe the swimming helps to heal my knees.
Thursday. Game. Play Fallout 3. Pening. Feel like vomitting now. But its addictive.
Friday. Tmr got dental appointment. Get ready to be scolded by the dentist. haha. But I really need the dentist man..its been too long.

Swimming

The whole morning i was playing games. In the afternoon i decided to go swimming to do my laps. Planned to go alone. Then Raffie said he is on the way to send my things. I told him to go home and change to follow me to go swimming. So we went swimming at CCk. Damn it. It was closed. It is close every Monday for maintainace i guess. We decided to go to Jurong swimming complex. At least can play also. hahaha. Reache there play at the wave. Damn it was not easy to float in the wave. Threading water is very tiring. Especially with wave. Then we went to the standard swimming pool to do my laps. Very tiring. Swam over 20 laps. Swim Breast stroke and Freestyle which is damn tiring. Swimming really kills me. I will feel damn weak after swimming. Tomorrow i will go again..maybe..

RECRUITS...

HAHAHA!

BABI HUTAN

PES E intake..Ok lah.. Not so bad. New experience. mcm2 bdk ader. from A level to PSLE. Tak boleh ckp english ader, Tak boleh tulis pun ader. Ex drug addicts pun ader. gangster berlambak. But they respect us. Everyday they have lecture, lecture ,lecture. that's all. So i Have alot of free time.
Swimming. I did lots and lots of swimming. I started off with 4 laps without my feet touching the floor. Then 8. soon im able to swim 20 laps without stopping. Yeah..
I also did jogging. finally i can jog alone across tekong island. if not, around camp only. yeah it was fun. its like trekking u know. U saw this monkey staring at you, then start to follow you. damn u monkey. then suddenly a family of wild boars come out from the bushes. It was a very scary moment for me. furthermore, im alone. if the mother charge at me, i will fly. so i keep still. There were about 7 of them. the baby were damn cute. mcm nak pegang. hahaha. Continue jogging till i reach the end of tekong facing johor. If i cross the gate and relax, the malaysian coast guard probably will alarm us and all units will be activated. so i decided not to cross the gate. Yeah it was quite an experience. but tiring cause i didn't bring any water throughout the 16km run. haha.
Friday got DOS duty. tiring. dun know why. slept for two hours. today booked out. yeah.
4 days leave..what i want to do? i dunno..

20km

yeah. Finally manage to push myself to 20km. If not 15km my knees will give away. Today my knees do not give me any problem. Strange. Well..Promise myself already this break i will jog at least 10km everyday to burn the calorie i ate. I read about athletes like Michael phelps. He will eat 8000 to 10000 calories a day. Thats 5 times the normal human calorie intake. But he swam 7 hours a day. hahaha. F1 drivers, Last time i thought they are just driving. They are athletes. They lost 8kg per race due to the engine heat. They have to train to be fit. Braking a car from 300km/h to 100km/h can break your neck.Scary...
Bye.

IT Fair

Woke Up at 9am yesterday. Then went To IT fair at 10am. Ramai Org nak mampos. Mcm nak maki je. Remind me of Geylang. Irritating. My friends wanted to buy laptop so follow them. A Lot of laptops. All quite cheap I think. Kama and fariz settled for this HP laptop which cost $1300. Very cheap cause it was a gaming Laptop. So I think its damn worth it. I bought External Hard disk. 320 GB for $100. Cheap. This is the best time to buy storage system cause its damn cheap. $10 for 4Gb thumbDrive. $99 for 2 Philip Mp3 is too tempting. But I successfully Fight it. Congratulation Khairi.
There is this moment Me and Raffie went to Macdonalds and I bought a Sprite. Then it was tasteless. Its carbonated Water. So i was like, Should i forget it or not. In the end i went to the counter and complain. Ya. the machine spoil. they press the Lemon tea button and water came out. hahahaha. rabak.
Then we makan at the food court. the nasi ayam penyet. This is pretty addictive dish. Cause ader Sambal Belacan. The more u eat the sambal the more rice u will want to eat. Seriously. Kama ate 2 plate of rice. I tried to control not to eat too many of the sambal. Went home after that. Very long journey taking 960. This is to avoid the MRT crowd.
Today woke up at 0930. Went to Solat in the noon. Pass Raffie the games inside my hard disk. then games all the way. Watch an old movie, The goodfellas. quite a good movie. I played Left 4 dead since its very popular recently. Ok lah the game not too outstanding like Call of Duty 5. Haha. I didn't know zombies could run. Selalu jalan slow nak mampos. Ok aku nak Jog. Woo...

Saturday

This Saturday is the first time in many months all of my buddies can make it for soccer. There will be one or two ppl missing usually. Hari ini penat nak mampos. I dun know why? not enough sleep? maybe. But im still happy cause 4 hours of sleep a day is enough for me..dah adapt.
Then go out in the afternoon. Ok la just lepak2..wanted to go to career fair at suntec but reached there during its closing time. Khairi please be more punctual.Haha
Then makan kat popeye's. WHAT HAVE I DONE? 15 km + soccer effort wasted...oh no...I realise something. Popeye is a freak. he has a eyes poping out. He also has big forearm. all of u must have thought its muscle. damn it. Its tumor. Tumor on his hand. and what the hell he talking i will never understand.

Then lepak2. talk abt our secondary school malay class days. damn it. I was a pure slacker that time. I remember one moment:
Cikgu: Khairi, apasal awak tak pergi oral exam smalam?
Khairi: oh, ader oral exam eh? saye lupe lah cikgu.
Cikgu: ok, saye bagi awk peluang. Hari ni jumpe cikgu pukol 3.
Khairi: ok.
I still never turn up for that oral examination. hahaha. Imagine how slack i am? I even dun care about examination. She gave me 0 marks for oral exam. omg....But miraculously i got an A1 for that semester exam cause i did well for the main paper..hahaha. cannot forget. Secondary 2.
Sec 4, i was send to mother tongue remedial class for being a real slacker. Hahaha.
My Sec 3 years is the most unforgettable year. Its the worst express class. so imagine if u mix hooligans together. I broke 2 ohp. one, i cant run away frm it cause there is too many witness. 2nd one , thanks to my fren we successfully hide the OHP at the backyard of the school and label another class on it. hahhaa.rabak...
ok i want to sleep dah 3 pagi. ngantok besok kene jog kol 6..mampos.

Random post

Yeah. Im back last night. Got a long weekend. the recruits have to take their A level results today. Good Luck. Dun commit suicide if u dun get straight A. haha.
I dunno what to do today. Im going to jog soon. long time never jog in the morning. Night is much better. especially midnight at the brickland road. its quite scary but i got my mp3 with me. sometimes you will see this white bird flying, which is quite a scary sight. haha. talking about white bird, i saw this white bird at tekong beach every single night without fail. it will just stand at the beach alone, staring at the sea. same spot. if u saw it the first time, u will be shocked. quite a mystery...
Oh yeah... the drill squad, i got 4th out of 8 companies. its a miracle since i gave up hope before the competition. to me, its very tiring. everything's have to be perfect. first phase, arms drill. drill with rifle. 2nd phase footdrill. marching etc.
third phase. the most complicated part, creative drill. have to brainstorm with the recruits to come out with our own drill our own command which to me is damn hard cause i dun like drills. thank god its over. you knw how worried i am last weekend thinking abt the competition? i dun want to get last place cause everyone will know. so..unoffically, my job as a Platoon sergeant is over...hahaha.
I talked to the platoon yesterday. I talked what they thought about me when they enlisted. its a random talking session.
ME: Who dun like me when u first come into Tekong?
All silent...no one say anything.
Me: come on lah...be honest...just say it out..
Recruit: We not really dun like u but we were damn scared of u...
hahahha..damn funny..
They also say i rarely smile. they say if i smile they dun knw whether im smiling or not. hahahaha. We talked alot yesterday. i quite enjoyed the session.
Ok lah got to go...the sun is coming out...bye.

Hilang wallet..

Last weekend...Was crazy. I lost my wallet. I was seriously dunno what to do. stuck at tampines with no money at all. haha. But somehow i feel like i will find my wallet back. so i wasn't really panic. so stuck at around 4. called my sis. suroh antar tu spare atm card and passport. i need a passport cause my camp pass and 11b is inside the wallet. so at 7 i met my sis and went back to camp. the guard commander was a noob.
I gave him my passport. he laugh.
Guard com: apasal bagi passport?
me: oh hilang wallet ah.
Guard com: driving license? 11b? camp pass?
me: kalau ader camp pass buat ape bagi passport.

Super Noob!
So while waiting the ferry, i received a call from tampines police center saying that someone has returned my wallet. so i rushed there. alhamdulillah everything's inside including the money. I'm lucky. next time i will be more careful. this is the 2nd time hilang wallet, hilang IC. both ppl returned balek. selamat. i also lost my phone 2 times. both jumpe balek. org returned. so far so lucky. might not be this lucky next time.

This week in camp was tiring. i was training my drill squad the entire week. ok i give up. we will not win. not enough training time. tomorrow the competition. hahaha. gi mampos. once this over i will be free.. we also went to SDC this week. boring!

oh yeah..Funkblaster II is dead..damn it..Even Funkblaster is not dead yet..still nazak..so i have to replace it..So Welcome FunkBlaster IV...yeah...


My office table..very neat..


my bilik...2 beds from left are my bed..both.


my bed...